1. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way”.
  2. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
  3. As people talk, smell their shoulders.
  4. Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. “I’m Bob, nice to meet you…” “PROVE IT!”)
  5. Ask people what gender they are.
  6. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
  7. Begin all your sentences with “Ohh la la!”
  8. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers’ brains, such as “Feliz Navidad,” the Archies’ “Sugar,” or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
  9. Drum on every available surface.
  10. Call other people “Champ” or “Tiger.”. Refer to yourself as “Coach.”

Annoying