Here is what I have to say about E-Trade. It sucks! Completely worthless. I’ve been on hold for over 30 minutes and it’s the same stupid trumpets blowing triumphantly in my ear over and over again. It sounds much like a cheesy strange version of the Dallas theme song from the 80’s.
I tried closing my account back in October and they supposedly told me exactly how to do it. Well I still don’t have access online. When I ask them to e-mail me the info so that I will be able to make adjustments they say the e-mail has been sent to my employer. Hmm… the employer they are referring to? Oh, I haven’t worked for them since August of 2001.
My advice for the day… don’t ever sign up with e-trade!
